segunda-feira, 30 de julho de 2012
C.
Como eu já tinha previsto, este dia havia de chegar, quando as condições fossem ideais. Um grande grande beijo para a minha amiga C., que conseguiu finalmente dar um chuto no cu àquele namoradinho de merda que não era mais que um parasita que não valia um caralho. Felizmente vimos providas de sistema reprodutivo e quando quisermos aturar putos, podemos sempre conceber. Estou muito orgulhosa de ti.
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Não que tenha graça, até porque a tua amiga deve estar a passar um mau bocado, mas a forma como escreveste acabou por me fazer rir. Bem, agora é animar e seguir em frente. Um beijo para a tua amiga e outro para ti
ResponderEliminarAnd she only dumped the sorry fuck in July??? She already lost most of the Summer humping... Some people just donno jack about scheduling...
ResponderEliminarNoiseformind, compreendo. Toda a gente sabe que se acabam as relações em Maio. Neste caso, já fico contente por não ter sido em 2021.
ResponderEliminarBut that's for the "How Stella Got her Groove back" Summer fling. Such a careless way of one's living its sex life. Specially in such a vintage way as monogamy... Now she will have 3 or 4 summer things that are not going to take her anywhere in terms of better sex. And that she will have to justify to herself when the next Prince Charming steps up, probably another loser in royalist drag. Any sensible person will tell you that you start try-outs for changes in your line-up of lovers on the Fall to clearly have time to let the friendship sink-in and make sure that you are in a solid situation when things go deeper. Nobody wants to lose a good friendship just because sex is on the way of it and behing with somebody without the time to actually have sex with her it clearly helps to clear your mind and intentions towards that person, even rejection-wise. Then you take advantage of the fact that most public places for sex (beaches, forests, churches) are empty during Winter to test one's abilities and then mid-Spring you'll finally take out anyone that is not performing solidly and replace her/his timeslot at your private life. April/May are the golden days to do it, specially if you intend that person to be in a 3-way with any of the others during your vacations. I've only being sorting women through this process but my guess is that this works for both genders.
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